Alright, spilling it— right now, hunkered in my Queens shoebox on this drizzly Nov 3, 2025, coffee sloshing cold on the sill as rain pitter-patters like it's mocking my laundry avalanche, Zendaya’s red carpet evolution? It's been my secret lifeline, you know? Back when I was that scrawny 22-year-old...
Scandoval, they dubbed it—the Tom Sandoval betrayal that nuked the whole cast, Ariana Madix left picking up confetti-covered shards while Raquel Leviss plays the "it just happened" card. I'm not even a die-hard, but god, it hit like my own sloppy ex texting "we good?" three years late. Primary...
