My Total Meltdown Over This Kylie Jenner Baby Bump Sighting—Like, Girl, Spill the Tea Already
Kylie Jenner baby bump rumors hit me like a freight train this week. Seriously, I was mid-bite into my overpriced Erewhon smoothie bowl here in my cramped Echo Park apartment. Y'know, the one with the...
Okay, look, I'm planted here in this overpriced Echo Park café—November 4, 2025, yeah, the date's right on my phone screen that's probably cracked from last week's stumble—and the mismatched mugs are staring me down while that judgy barista huffs over my flat white that's gone stone cold. Leaked...
Look, I've been low-key spiraling trying to recreate Hailey Bieber street style on a budget ever since I spotted her in that killer Saint Laurent tux jacket—no pants, bold as hell—at the Met Gala back in May. Sitting here in my sweatpants, the AC humming like a judgmental ex,...
Now, diving in—wait, hold up, my phone just buzzed with another X notification about Doja shading somebody, and I'm like, girl, why now? Anyway, the Doja Cat fans feud hit me hard this year, especially with all the 2025 drama unfolding like a bad reality show I can't quit.
How...
Listen, the Harry Styles new love interest news slammed into my life harder than that time I face-planted off the subway stairs last week—bruised ego and all, but damn if it doesn't sting sweet. Here I am, November 3rd, 2025, hunkered down in my Brooklyn nook with the radiator...
Yo, Jersey Shore 2025 Hits Different—I'm Sitting Here in My Messy Kitchen, Coffee Spilling Everywhere
Jersey Shore 2025, seriously, it's got me all twisted up like that time I tried tanning in my grandma's garage and ended up looking like a burnt hot dog—orange, sticky, and regretting every choice. Here...
Okay, So Hailey Bieber Pregnancy Rumors Hit Me Like a Freight Train Last Year—And Now With Jack Blues, It's Even Funnier (Or Sadder?)
Look, Hailey Bieber pregnancy rumors straight-up hijacked my entire summer of 2024, you know? I was there in my stuffy Brooklyn walk-up, windows stuck half-open letting in...
Ariana Grande Divorcing Dalton Gomez: Yeah, I Called It From My Couch, Kinda
Oh man, sitting here in my tiny Austin apartment on this drizzly November morning in 2025, nursing a lukewarm oat milk latte that's gone all chunky because I forgot to shake it – Ariana Grande divorcing Dalton...
Man, influencers cancelled in 2025? It's like the universe finally hit the "unfollow" button on all the fake-it-till-you-make-it vibes that've been clogging my For You page since, I dunno, forever. I'm sitting here in this stuffy LA spot, the AC humming like it's judging my life choices, and yeah,...
Alright, now that the nerdy stuff's out—grab your coffee (or whatever's keeping you upright on this drizzly November morning in the PNW, 'cause damn, the rain's pounding my window like it's auditioning for a noir flick)—let's get real. Man, Hollywood love triangles have me all twisted up again, like...
