Okay, y'all—sitting here in my tiny Brooklyn walk-up on this drizzly November morning in 2025, windows fogged up from my overzealous kettle boiling (pro tip: don't multitask tea with TikTok doomscrolls), I gotta confess: I've been straight-up spiraling over whether Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are still together. Like,...
Look, I've been knee-deep in the Taylor Swift relationship timeline since I was a braces-wearing kid in suburban Ohio, blasting "Teardrops on My Guitar" on my flip phone while crushing on the wrong dude at youth group. Seriously, it's like her love life has been my emotional GPS—mapping out...
Okay, so are Kim and Kanye back together in 2025? Like, I've been low-key losing my mind over this from my tiny Brooklyn apartment—picture me cross-legged on this lumpy thrift-store couch, surrounded by empty matcha latte cups and a pile of unread law school emails (yeah, I'm that mess...
Okay, So Hailey Bieber Pregnancy Rumors Hit Me Like a Freight Train Last Year—And Now With Jack Blues, It's Even Funnier (Or Sadder?)
Look, Hailey Bieber pregnancy rumors straight-up hijacked my entire summer of 2024, you know? I was there in my stuffy Brooklyn walk-up, windows stuck half-open letting in...
Ariana Grande Divorcing Dalton Gomez: Yeah, I Called It From My Couch, Kinda
Oh man, sitting here in my tiny Austin apartment on this drizzly November morning in 2025, nursing a lukewarm oat milk latte that's gone all chunky because I forgot to shake it – Ariana Grande divorcing Dalton...
Okay, look, I'm sitting here in my tiny Brooklyn apartment on this drizzly November morning in 2025, the kind where the radiator clanks like it's auditioning for a horror flick, and my half-eaten bagel is staring at me accusingly because I got distracted by TikTok again. Zendaya and Tom...
My Gut-Punch Scroll Through the Megan Fox MGK Split Bombshell
Look, I was knee-deep in a soggy bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch here in my tiny Bushwick walk-up this morning—November chill seeping through the cracked window, that faint whiff of weed from the neighbors mixing with my overbrewed coffee—when bam,...
