Man, if there's one thing that's saved my ass from total boredom this soggy November in Brooklyn—rain pattering on the fire escape like it's mocking my unemployment streak—it's celebrity Twitter clapbacks that hit so hard they leave craters. Like, I'm sitting here in this overpriced coffee shop off Myrtle,...
Okay, enough setup—let's get real. I remember the exact moment a viral celebrity interview sucker-punched me into obsession: it was Tom Cruise launching onto Oprah's couch like he was auditioning for a trampoline Olympics, and man, sitting here in my drafty US kitchen with the fridge humming like it's...
Man, influencers cancelled in 2025? It's like the universe finally hit the "unfollow" button on all the fake-it-till-you-make-it vibes that've been clogging my For You page since, I dunno, forever. I'm sitting here in this stuffy LA spot, the AC humming like it's judging my life choices, and yeah,...
YouTuber Cheating Scandal: How It All Went Down (And Why I'm Still Processing, Dude)
Okay, straight up, that YouTuber cheating scandal with Ned Fulmer? It crashed back into my feed like a bad ex sliding into DMs, and here I am, 26-year-old mess from the PNW, chugging this latte while...
Look, kicking off Addison Rae's relationship timeline again feels weirdly timely, like the universe is trolling me with this fresh Omer dump right as I'm nursing my own "why'd I text him at 3am" hangover. It's November 4th, 2025, and here I am, sweating in this godforsaken heat, fan...
Okay, look, the Jarvis and Peller breakup? Yeah, it's got me glued to my screen right here in this rainy Seattle coffee shop, rain pattering on the window like it's trying to drown out the awkward silence in my own love life—seriously, why do these TikTok couple dramas always...
Why Is Charli D’Amelio Trending Again? Girl, I Just Can't Keep Up
Okay, look, why is Charli D’Amelio trending again? I'm sitting here on my lumpy couch in this drizzly Brooklyn apartment, the kind where the radiator clanks like it's auditioning for a horror flick and my phone's blowing up...
